She looks like a lil avocado
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
has science gone too far
Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea.
That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now